An Assortment of Pallatable Puns & Woodworkish Wit

 

Knock, Knock.

Who's There?

Pallet.

Pallet Who?

Pallet's about time to wake up and make some furniture!

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What's the most musical woodworking tool?

The Band Saw!

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Why did the carpenter's apprentice have such a rebellious nature?

He was always working against the grain!

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Did you hear about the guy who tried to build a spaceship out of pallets?

He had a few loose screws....